Past Winners

Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

One morning Quackers the duck woke up & had a bad case of chapped lips, so he went to the local drug store & asked the pharmacist for some chap stick.

The pharmacist says, "That will cost you a dollar."

Quackers did't have any money but asked if he could, "Just put it on his bill?"

My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it. One weekend he cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.

At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, "Honey, it’s a law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Mommy in jail."

He looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, "How long would you have to stay?"

After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.

The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.

As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"