Past Winners

A little boy goes to the doctor and tells him, "I'm smart Doc!"

The doctor says, "Really?" He then points to the boys foot and says, "What's that?"

"That's my foot."

"Very good," says the Doc. "What's that?" he asks, pointing to the boys knee.

"That's my knee."

"Excellent."

"Now, what's that?" he asks, pointing to the boys elbow.

"My elbow."

"Wow. How do you know all this stuff?"

" Kidneys Doc, kidneys," the boy says touching his head.

My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?"

One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."

Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly he asked, "What is the biggest number in the world?"

As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought I had done pretty well, but then he said, "Dad, what number comes just before infinity?"

Two circus acrobats got married...

They just FLIPPED over each other!