Past Winners

I do not have gray hair...

I have wisdom highlights!

I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?

He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."

A new student at Harvard stopped an upperclassman and asked, "Where's the library at?"

The upperclassman said, "Never end a sentence with a preposition. Cops do it on TV, but it isn't proper, so to speak."

The new student said, "Pardon me. Where's the library at, MORON?"

How does Santa keep the weeds out of his garden?

With a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.