You can't spell gravity without gravy...
And you can't spill gravy without gravity!
"After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
I have no problem buying tampons.
I am a fairly modern man.
But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present.
I just want you to know that if I win the Powerball tonight, it won't change me.
It will change my phone number, my email address, my mailing address...