Past Winners

After he died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.

But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.

It's officially that season...

It’s officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

Saw a sign at a store that said, "We treat you like family."

I'm not going in there.