Past Winners

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.

So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

How do you get a fish high?

Give it some sea-weed.

I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.

It’s only weird if you say it backwards.

As I get older, I notice that my wife and my hamstrings have a lot in common.

They're both inflexible.