Past Winners

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.

My cousin Jimmy was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.

It turns out he had back issues.

Currently wearing some old spice...

It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."

The American nodded, "It's the same in the USA, only we see stars too!"