Past Winners

Finland has closed it's border.

Now no one can cross the Finnish line.

I needed time to fly...

So I chucked a clock out the window!

An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him.

Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.

He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music.

His wife suddenly walked in and said, "What in heaven's name are you doing!"

The husband replied, "Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok."

Rob Schneider says he would sacrifice his career in support of his political beliefs.

I don't know what his beliefs are, but frankly, that's not really much of a sacrifice.