Past Winners

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.

Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day.

What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.