Past Winners

Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?”

Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.”

The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?”

Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?”

"Teacher" was giving her class a little weekly talk on painting, illustrated by reproductions of famous pictures. "Sir Joshua Reynolds," she said, "was able to change a smiling face into a frowning one with a single stroke of the brush."

"Huh," little Johnny was heard to mutter, "my maw can do that, and she don't need no paint brush!"

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!