What is a Pessimist?
The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.
Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.
"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No darling, why do you ask?"
"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Talonted!