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Favorite this joke The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
You know you are getting old when your boss hires a new employee...
And you find out that you used to hang around with their grandpa when you were growing up.
Shipwreck Diary...
Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
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