Past Winners

Teacher: Eleanor Roosevelt said, "Intelligent people talk about ideas. Regular people talk about current events and lower than average people talk about people."

Little Johnny: No matter what history would have us believe, I respect a teacher that tells it like it is. I had no idea Eleanor Roosevelt was a below average person.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Little Johnny: She was talking about people, right?

Why did the Atlanta Braves hire a baker?

They needed a new batter.

I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...

Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!

Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”

Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."