Past Winners

7/11 isn't giving out free slurpees this year!

Instead of offering free slurpees, they will be offering discounted gas at a price of $7.11 a gallon.

I’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes….

Always walking around like they rent the place.

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.