Past Winners

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.

Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.

Just so everybody's clear...

I’m going to put my glasses on!

I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend."

Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."