What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?
Neighbors.
There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...
I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”
I said, “No, not particularly."
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.