Past Winners

Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk

A man with authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

- So many men, so few who can afford me

- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends

- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!

- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog

- Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich

What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!