Past Winners

My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

Forgive me, for I have synonymed.

Jack: How’s it going?

Beans: Pretty good.

Jack and the Beans talk.

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"