Past Winners

Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive.

You've heard the song.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.

Girlfriend: How sweet!

Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.

I’m looking to sell my DeLorean...

Good shape, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time!