Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
A small boy in a farming town was leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the boy.
"What are you holding on to your brother so tight for?"
"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied with blinking an eye.
I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."
She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”
If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…
Just think what drinking alcohol can do!