Past Winners

Killing your father is called patricide.

Killing your mother is called matricide.

So, what is killing your friend called?

Homie-cide

What do you call a dead magician?

An abra-cadaver.

Robin: “The Batmobile isn’t starting!”

Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”

Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”

Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France?

They’re actually cooked in Greece.