Past Winners

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child started walking towards the front.

Everybody was surprised, shocked, and the bride even fainted. The pastor asked the woman if she had anything to say.

The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money...

So I woke up and searched with him.

Why doesn't the ocean leak?

Because it has Seals.