Past Winners

Husband: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you.

Wife: Nonsense! it's only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well...

In bed: It's 6 am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45 am.

At school/work: It's 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's still 1:30 pm.

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?"

"Thanks," said the employee.

"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"

"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

A guy asked his friend, "What are the advantages of living in Sweden?"

His friend replied, "Well, the flag is a big plus!"