Past Winners

"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."

~ Taxi driver

My friend is a Genie in a bottle.

One day he came home from work frustrated with his current master. I asked why.

He replied, "I don't know, he just rubs me the wrong way."

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.

Wife: Who is Sabrina?