Past Winners
Favorite this joke A man was looking for someone to paint his porch. So he hired a young lady and told her what to do. After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door and said, “I’m done.”
The man asked, “How did you get done so fast?”
The lady said, “It was hard at first, but it got easier towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less than his wife.
Why does Snoop Dogg have carpet in his bathroom?
Fo' DRIZZLE!!!
A man and his wife are talking:
Man - "What would happen if I were to win the lottery?"
Woman - "I would take half and leave you in a heartbeat!"
Man - "I won twelve dollars, here's six now get out!"
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