Past Winners

Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

What do you call a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs?

Sandy

What was here friends name?

Shelly

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs on the porch?

Matt

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

One day a woman brings her daughter to the doctor's office to get her checked out.

After the checkup, the doctor tells the mother that her daughter is pregnant.

The mother exclaims, "I'll have you know that my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!"

The doctor immediately looks out the window.

The mother angrily screams, "What are you doing?!"

The doctor says, "Last time this happened, three men rode up that hill."

A small little lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?"

"Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains." she replies.

"Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to help me!"

"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the table.

"Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am this won't hurt a bit."

The little lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, ma'am, try that."

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great,Doc, what did you do?"

To which the doctor replied, "I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."