food jokes

Waitress: Haven't they giving you a menu yet, mister?

Starving customer: Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago.

Once upon a time, two very sheltered monks visited the US for the first time and wanted to experience life in New York.

Upon visiting and receiving their first hot dogs ever, one monk asked the other, "Which part of the dog did you get?"

My best friend is coming up from California. He's a great guy, lots of laughs, but he does tell some really cheesy jokes!

Ah, Good Ole Monterey Jack!