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Favorite this joke The national vegetation cross-breeding championship was underway, and a couple of ladies were perusing all of the edible fare that were exhibited.
"Look at these strange vegetables," remarked Sally. "Peas cross-bred with carrots, broccoli with corn; how unusual the way they look when farmers do this to our food."
"What are the chances that food as strange looking as these are okay to eat?" asked Mary.
"I think the odds are pretty good," said Sally.
"Well, I think the GOODS are pretty odd." Mary replied. "I'll pass!"
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"
I had some pie of mine that I put in the refrigerator attached with a note saying "Don't eat me."
The next day, I opened the refrigerator door. The pie was gone, but there was a note saying, "Don't tell me what to do."
Eating too much pi, can give you a large circumference.
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