food jokes

Sign at a fast food place: Eat, or we'll both starve!

A customer walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings it out and there's a fly in the bowl.

"Waiter, this soup has a fly in it," the customer says. "Please bring me another."

The waiter walks into the kitchen and tells the chef, "Another fly for the customer."

A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."

A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"