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Favorite this joke Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere. It's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.
Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.
Fine, maybe I had a pizza.
Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!
Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?
Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.
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