food jokes

A chef friend of mine was trying to come up with a new, unique dish for his restaurant. He took a pot of raw fish and poured alphabet soup all over it.

"What do you think?"

"If you ask me," I replied as I looked into the disgusting pot with the soggy letters swirling around, "this SPELLS disaster."

I tried Flintstones vitamins once...

I didn't feel any better, but I could stop the car with my feet!

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out...

Good news is I can usually sedate him with three or four cupcakes.