food jokes

Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.

The other two are goulash and squid.

What is the best thing to put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Know when you have a problem?

When you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?