misc jokes

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

Q: "Why couldn't the Indian get into his tee pee?
A: He had no reservations

The young man really liked the perfume the young lady was wearing and asked its name. She looked puzzled for a minute then dumped the contents of her purse on the table between them. She searched through the pile and finally found a small atomizer. She looked at the label and announced, “Unforgettable”