misc jokes

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Reports say that the food is good but no atmosphere!

Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender asks him why he gets three beers. The man told the bartender, "Well, one is for me, and the other two are for my brothers who live in Texas."

The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The bartender asks him why just two. The man said, "Well, my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers having to stop."

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Reports say that the food is good but there's no atmosphere!