misc jokes

Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.

A guy to a friend: “After three sets golf clubs and ten years of lessons, I am finally getting some fun out of golf. I quit.”

Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight months.
Applicant: Thank you. I’ll drop back in eight months.