misc jokes

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!

Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend.

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.