misc jokes

If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.

Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."

Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!