misc jokes

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath!

Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!

Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.

The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”