Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!
An important official who was visiting an insane asylum made a telephone call but had difficulty getting his number.
Finally, in exasperation, he shouted to the operator, “Look here, miss, do you know who I am?”
“No,” she replied calmly, “but I know where you are.”
A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed?
His student replied; I’d quickly adjust the rearview mirror.
Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.