misc jokes

Kerry the tomcat was scampering all over the neighborhood – down alleys, up fire escapes, into cellars. A disturbed neighbor knocked on the owner’s door and said,
“Your cat is rushing about like mad.” “I know,” the man conceded. “Kerry’s just been neutered, and he’s running around canceling engagements.”
- Larry Wilde –
Library of Laughter

Sign seen in a veterinarian’s office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.

Sign seen in a veterinarian’s office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."