misc jokes

A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.”