Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.
Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.
Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?
After a long while, a graduate of Religious Studies got a job with a Charitable Organization, and was given an incentive to own a cell phone.
The very day he got the phone, a robber who asked, “your handset or your life”, accosted him, he responded and said, "my life"!