misc jokes

I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...

That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!

She's making a list...

She's checking it twice...

She's gonna find out....

How good her memory is, since she got to the store and realized she left it at home... again!

In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

"It takes Bill a day and a night to tell a story."

"He'd make a good bookkeeper, I should think."

"Why do you say that?"

"He's never short on his accounts."