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"Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?"
"Yes, I will be."
"Good... so can I borrow your car then?"
The economy is going to be so bad that...
1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.
4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.
5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”
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