relationship jokes
Favorite this joke While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.
"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."
"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"
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Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?"
Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"
Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"
When Mr. Ed retired from television, he got a job as a telephone psychic. Mary was having relationship problems, called in, and got advice from the old stallion.
Arriving home, she confronted her husband, accusing him of having an affair.
"Where in the world did you get that idea?" he asked.
"I got it from the horse's mouth!"
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