religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.

The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."


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posted by "HENNE" |
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The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"

"Yes."

"And if you had a cow?"

"Absolutely."

"And a goat?"

"Sure."

"A pig?"

"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |