Best Jokes

Little Johnny's teacher was was discussing the weather in chemistry class? She asked, "When rain falls does it ever rise again?"

After asking various students she called on Little Johnny.

"Yes, it does... in dew time."

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

COVID-19 should be renamed “The common core virus”...

Because none of the math is adding up!