Best Jokes

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend-dental medication.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...

It's February 14.

I bought a bag of air today…

The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.