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Favorite this joke I don't worry about getting older anymore...
I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.
Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer.
"Fine," said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you."
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Little Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?
Law-suits!
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