Best Jokes

Father: How did you do in your exams today, Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I did what George Washington did.

Father: What was that?

Little Johnny: I went down in history.

Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Patient: I don't know.

Doctor: Urine trouble.

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?

"If elected, I promise..."

Policeman: "Hey, you! You're crossing the street when the light says, 'Don’t Walk'!"

Pedestrian: "Sorry, officer, I thought it was an ad for the bus company."